Drunken Muskateers

MUS!C ... i love ..

2008-06-23T08:59:00.000-07:00

Music – can music alter lives? Inspire?
I say, yes! It’s amazing how music can bring people together.

It’s the language that everyone speaks, be it English, French, German, Indian, Arabic..etc. They all evoke the same feelings within us. Be it joy, determination, strength. A never ending, cycle of beautiful emotions that, almost everyone can relate to.

Bass, guitar, violin, piano, a combination of instruments, topped with deep vocals, and a good sense of composing can go a long way from just a song, to an experience that completely captures our senses. And makes music what it is today. A beautiful art that finds an ear where ever, it goes.

So to all of you out there who truly know what music means I dedicate this song “going wrong” by armin van buuren high volume people ..and enjoy! :D

i would've uploaded it, but i don't know how :p

I Can't Say It

2008-03-15T11:57:00.000-07:00

I can't

I can't

I can't

I CAN'T

I visualize the very short conversation. I say it out loud to myself. I practise it to myself.

But the minute I hear his voice, all words vanish.

"Don't ever call me"

That's all I want to say.

Body Piercings

2008-01-27T12:50:00.000-08:00

Does anybody know where I can find a professional body piercer in Kuwait? i.e. someone who has proper equipment, not just an ear gun?

If you know any, please email me

Happy New Year

2007-12-31T18:11:00.001-08:00

-Cheers-

Induced Vomitting

2007-12-27T13:55:00.000-08:00

Today I had such a crappy day that I thought a good way to end it was to vomit, but I don't know how to induce vomitting s0 I searched for it, and that is what I came up with:

Contact a poison control hotline or physician before attempting to induce vomiting. In some cases, you may do more harm by vomiting.
Consume a lot of water quickly to dilute the contents of your stomach. About 500ml - 1 L should be enough depending on your size and how much water you can hold.
Position yourself over a toilet seat or bucket and rub your genital area - this induces the gag-reflex.
Trigger your gag reflex by pressing your index and middle finger onto the very back of your tongue, almost into your throat. Then start stroking the back of your throat. At this point most people will just gag and cough, keeping this up will eventually cause vomiting. Doing this should induce vomiting within 2 minutes.

Inducing vomitting just became a little more interesting.

NO FUCKING WAY!!

2007-12-24T08:44:00.000-08:00

It's like my cult is growing worse than ever! Praise Jesus Christ! Hallelujah!!

I leave them B….S for a while & we got 2 more drunken hotties!! I am disappointed girls! I didn't even get the chance to "check" the girls out, who's the lucky broad that did that!! While I'm stuck her with "Mr. Give me more" acting like that slut Britney! Would someone pls step up and shoot the bastard out of his misery! Will ya! Tekfooooooooooooooon!

I missed my fans (wink wink) *flying wet kiss*

So what was good me up to? Nothing! Roaming malls with the "madam" while he checks girls, I indulge myself with day dreams… it's raining men hallelujah, it's raining men! Left & right, tall or short.. hunky and funky … God those girls are pathetic, what they go through to get some booty action! They make me feel sick, actually I like my curves more now.. they hypnotize men in a weird sorta ways, no sweat I mean. While many bloggers bitched & moaned about men, women relation; My question is who is to be blame?? Why the fuck do they say it's our mistake!? A man decided to drop his jaw at the least flesh and fondle his pet they blame us?! A man rapes a girl and they say it is the girl's fault… no fucking way! I thought two hands clap together!

SHIT, I left my man wearing his role play cop suit!!
You will see more of me now, I know how to bitch control
Rayleeeeeee a7eebaaa!

My first post..

2007-12-23T12:45:00.000-08:00

I keep forgetting my shopping list, and can't be bothered to write it on paper. So I decided to immortalize it on this blog. My first post is my shopping list.

-Floss
-Pointed Cotton buds (for makeup)
-Bodywash
-Hairspray
-Sheera
-Venus razor blades
-Cotton
-Nail polish remover
-Durex Avanti

No, I don't need the above items because I am getting laid. Or maybe I am getting laid. You'll just have to wait and see if I'm getting laid.

ANNOUNCMENT!

2007-12-23T07:33:00.000-08:00

We would like to announce the joining of a new Bottle to the mentally drunk squad So please ladies and gentlemen... gays and lesbians clap your feet forrr *drums*

GIN

Sel-sufficient women's Anatomy

2007-12-18T13:21:00.000-08:00

APPETIZER

Before I begin please any one about to read this Post I need you to-
Stand up - find a mirror - look at yourself
If you're a woman give yourself the biggest hug ever for you're blessed
if you're a man then get the hell away from that mirror and TAKE A BOW FOR THE NAME OF ALL WOMEN KIND ( and better luck next time)

Now to the Main course

Just give us another 15 years and all females walking this planet including animals will become completely Self sufficient and I mean literally we wont even need to look outside for food we’ll find it within our own bodies. At this point you’ll be wondering how the hell we’ll find food within our own bodies? (Don’t worry we wont eat ourselves)
Picture this

(Liquids)
God gave us 2 beautiful lumps that produce pretty much the best milk you can get
So we’ll attach a plastic straw and boom we got the drinks aspect covered.

Ps. if you’re a DD size forget the straws you’re set for life

If you're too bloated from milk then the best alternative is a cup of salty tears kills’ bloating & cures indigestions
If you cry a lot & you’re in the money making business then you can start
With selling your tears, half closed swollen eyes are a small price to pay

(Solids)
I don’t know about you but I eat my hair on a daily basis and it comes in so many flavors depending on your shampoo I personally like the coconut & walnut scent but I guess we can always use garlic & beans shampoo if you’re feeling like something salty.

Also we can feed on our nails it’s a common thing these days but we’ll personalize it more by creating flavored nail polish to help you digest your nails faster.

And for a light snack nothing better than the never ending flavored lip balms.
Kills your night cravings instantly – directions – Apply, suck your lips dry,
Re-apply & repeat.

After following this diet We’ll all be skinny and pretty and MANkind will eradicate from jealousy

The bammblliinnggggss of a drunken RUM with 2 drops of whiskey & a shot of vodka

Sexually Frustrated.

2007-12-15T23:18:00.000-08:00

After severe chitchatting with fellow friends and siblings...

we have come to this conclusion!

What is the reason behind Social Bitchiness of

Both female and male citizens in this country?

Now let us begin with the definition of "BITCHINESS" -

Which is basically the widespread of the following-

*Misplacing emotional needs.
*Confusing relationships.
*Social incompetence.
*Unease when with people.
*Complicating human communication.
*Neediness
*MENTALLY RETARDED ASSHOLES.
*Freaky eyeballers.
*PDE (public display of Emotion) For the wrong reasons.

Nope I'm not confusing it with PDA! They are two different things.
*Back stabbing hypocrites
*Grudge holding pigs
*Lack of understanding
*Over exaggerating simple issues
*Drama kings and queens
*Bribery ..Anger stricken people I could go on but since u have an idea now I’ll leave
The rest to your imagination...

The answer is (Getting LAID!)

Its a natural human neeed Lack of it is causing people to

Lose it ! and become completely unbearable and disgustingly uncontrollable.

(Some people can control it) e7em! while its affecting other people's mental health!

And if you can't get laid DON'T YOU DARE deny the fact that you need to!

People keep quite for social ,taboo-ish reasons... I'm not so sure anymore.

No one is blaming you.

That also doesn't mean you can go rape

Every walking creature , leave the dogs alone will ya!

Or start obsessing about the mater..... you need to balance!

Do it the right way, just like brandy.

Find yourself a Husband/wife...

Stop Creating all these boundaries and

Complications about marriage....

now to its Benefits:

*Fun

*Sex (YES YOU NEED IT!)

*Risky

*Adventurous

*Reproduction

*financial stability (Maybe)

*Sharing

*Intimacy

*Action

*Drama

*COMADAY

*HORROR

We all search for there in movies wouldn't be

Great to create them in your own life... But you also

Have to know how to face them.

If you still think marriage is boring , it means you're boring *yaawwwwwwwwwwn*

You create your own life and relationships you can make them interesting

and you can most definitely overcome it's dilemmas and fights IF YOU WANT TO!

I’m not saying sex is the answer to all our social shortcomings but it’s a step forward it’ll make you happy And if you’re happy you’ll quit bothering others with your nonsense and you’ll focus on the good stuff in life because you will never get enough, and just like that the vicious cycle will become less & less vicious. Till is completely gone...

I dare you to challenge my argument!

WTF! SALHYA.

2007-11-09T11:28:00.000-08:00

Weekend Salhya seen and the Tuesday special

Salhya mall has obviously implemented a new
dress code along with an attitude alteration
That must match your outfit.

The Scene

*Clown looking chicks “clowns can be pretty” parading
In front grizzly sex deprived freaks
(Now I don’t need to explain what must be going on in their heads)

RUM: What I do not understand is why parents
pimp their daughters to parade
In front of grizzly sex deprived freaks.

Whisky: Are you a sex deprived freak?

Vodka: No you idiot, she is a clown. She cannot
Be a sex deprived freak.

Brandy: Where is salhya mall?!

To Be continued...

Hello from Morocco

2007-09-07T02:18:00.000-07:00

Hello .. Keef 7alkom ya ikhwanee al musleneem?
Ramdhan is all around the corner y3nee i have take disasyoon ina ana aseer sober "i will empty my bottle too brandy baby" and I say YOU ALL THREE DO.
Don't worry there quite good places that offer refills . Fresher ones, Wallah mine has expired b3d.
TOODOOOLOOO

Vodka

Marriage material (NOT!)

2007-09-03T05:59:00.000-07:00

Message from the married Ex-Alcahole.
My dear fellow druggies o junkies!

I am so sad to inform you that everything I said about marraige is right!

I went with the flow- got hitched to an asshole! Yes, a creep!

He had me sneaking out of the house to be able to blog(exagirated)

I seriously am not allowed to sit in front of the computer to check blogs since the idea to him is 7aram- he doesn't - will not know that i have a blog la o sheno! Am an alcahol! aaaawwwwo! Am foxy baby! His sorry ass is out soon - la kidding... Back to reality

Am doing well actually- have to be sober most of the time bas when hubby has an evening shift I can go crazy & let the "drunkeya" out , i could actually blog but since i gave him a promise and since we're still love birds i will keep my promise until that love phase fades which im sure it will i shall return and it will be a hell of a return faa al7een i am cheating, bema2ina this is only a letter, i didnt actually blog it under my name. therefore its not considered blogging. "EEE KAIFI"

as for preganancy

Well, I don't think that will be happening soon!( dont get me wrong, its not that!)

Let's keep that a secret and not ruin innocent young bloggers here! It is ok 7amdillah and all is good - I just miss blogging and my first true love ...

I have passed the tourch on to Whiskey,Martini, rum and Vodka

who will be my saviour - my tongues

they will be randomly posting my posts

ciao bellas

Whiskey speaking:

Uhaaa she actually did it the %*$&%(# ;p no im kidding yalla

3al barakaaa but have patience! Less than a coupla months o

you start bitchin'!

DAIMIAN RICE

2007-08-31T04:47:00.000-07:00

Nope not condalisa's brother.

rootless tree - Read the lyrics

what i want from you is empty your head they say be true,don't stain your bed we do what we need to be free and it leans on me like a rootless tree what i want from us is empty our minds we fake a fuss and fracture the times we go blind when we've needed to see and this leans on me like a rootless... so fuck you and all we've been through i said leave it , it's nothing to you and if you hate me then hate me so good that you can let me out, let me out of this hell when you're around what i want from this is learn to let go no not of you of all that's been told killers reinvent and believe and this leans on me like a rootless... so fuck you and all we've been through i said leave it it's nothing to you and if you hate me then hate me so good that you can let me out let me out of this hell when you're around let me out...and fuck you, fuck you, i love youand all we've been through i said leave it it's nothing to you and if you hate me then hate me so good that you can let me outlet me out...it's hell when you're around

RICE

Death

2007-08-27T10:33:00.001-07:00

And the convo goes like this,

A: please, stop smoking, we will all have cancer and it will be on you.

B: dont worry i will buy you a nice Coffin,

A: if thats the case, okay, but dont forget to throw the ipod in.

B: 3aashan tetsalain wintay bilgaber

C: NaanaanaaaNAaNaa { A777) getting jiggy with it (Ayy) Now switch

(OUCH!)....and thats how you will sound!

OMG! estaghfirallaH

2007-08-26T14:35:00.000-07:00

" I HATE YOU"

2007-08-26T05:41:00.000-07:00

FInaaallyy!

they read my brain, yes they took my brain for one day and they stole my idea!

But hey its all for the better now i can take my music with me all over barran , ba7rran wa jawaaan

YAHOOOO!

Soon they will invent something that will make you take your music to the GRAVE.

What?!

2007-08-26T03:51:00.000-07:00

MIIIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiineeeeeeeeee,this is MY Garbage!
Baaa3, STAY AWAY!

My prince Charmiinnnnngggggg

2007-08-22T14:57:00.000-07:00

Hmmmmm lets see
The man of my dreams?
Kuwaiti Quuuuu77777 bas moo min il Badoo!
libralyy jidan jidan walakin fee 7udood
gheir conservative ooh maydakhin
Deshdasha is his favorite morning and night wear
bas not home wear y3nee moo the pajama .. i prefer boxers
bas y3nee the night life in kuwait .. u know? the dewaneya kinda stuff

Y7eb il 7adag oo lii3ib cards :P bas moo boardgames cause that would be gay!
yufathal a9la3 aw sha3ar moo a6wal min 2 inches oo ikoon kisha.
6ab3an il 6ool shay asaseee fa lazim ikoon a6wal minni walaw fee santy wa7id.
GYM GYM GYM .. Lazim the manly figure. the biceps the muscley thighs and all thatt.
oo weight doesnt really matter as long as ina ikoon [MASHDOOOD]
oo bas! kelshay thany ana rathya feeh

And BOOOM!

2007-08-22T13:54:00.000-07:00

I would like to welcom a new contributer/ owner of the mentally drunk online abode,
Drums..................

MARTINI- the first

Thankyou.

WOHooo!

2007-08-21T04:53:00.001-07:00

Veins

2007-08-19T06:38:00.000-07:00

Lie on your bed upside down, facing the ceiling of the room but looking at the floor, You can actually hear and feel the blood in your veins shifting from the rest of your body to your head the pressure is crazy ….see if you can last to hearing absolutely nothing.

2007-08-11T05:21:00.000-07:00

Then you fly...

Take a shot... in turns people!

2007-08-01T13:34:00.001-07:00

It's almost 12 o'clock now in the State of Kuwait…. This day to Kuwaitis and even good people who grew up on this generous loving soil will always be marked as the "Black Anniversary"; the day when Saddam decided to just take over what he thought was another piece of land under his dictatorship…

The day that we, as kids remember being picked up from beds on the sounds of our parents screaming "WAR"! What is war! We didn't go through this before and what happened after that was a complete disaster… you find yourself estranged from the house you grew up in the things that you are attached too, your school & your friends.. just waking up in the morning to feel & breathe in the air.. Days of innocence when people were so different from now… A simple life style that completely hit 360 degrees after liberation….

I don't want to talk about a dead person for he is where he belongs and no one knows what he is going through but I have always had this feeling of grabbing his shotgun and pulling a bullet between his eyes! Not only for Kuwait but also for the atrocities he committed on his people for so many years….

What would you do, if YOU were in a room – alone- face to face with the previous -new age "Hitler" ……

Yay or Nay!?

2007-07-30T09:45:00.000-07:00

I overheard some female bloggers one day at a cafe and they were discussing making stickers of their blogging nicknames & putting them on their cars!!

Hmm, Ok, we get the fact that it's ok for some people to go public and I've seen some guys with such stickers - way to be famous I guess! - But honestly, Would you yay or nay such an act!?!

Leish???

2007-07-30T05:49:00.000-07:00

All of us Muskateers loooooooooooooooooooooove music so much, probably in other lives, we'd all be artists of some sort! Every where we go, they play the music that we love and is it just too hard for us to sit down quiet!

we're sitting in a coffeeshop and hear "Love Stoned" playing, how could you not react to that!? Or Rihanna's Umberella!?? One wrong body movement and all eyes stear towards us with their angry faces - probbly from the noise! - bas the point is, any other place on this planet, people would express that by getting up and just moving abit, doesn't make you bad, just in a trance!

It is pointless too when they have Hala February concerts and ban people from interacting and just make them sit down, it's a concert for God's sake!

If you heard the song that you really really really , I mean REALLY like at some place, would you interact, or you gonna be like one of those vegetables out there!!!?

“Non elneswa”

2007-07-29T13:40:00.000-07:00

Girls, this is the “crimson tide” effect add to that a couple of Spasmomen pills and what ever drugs I could pop in my mouth to take this disgusting pain away, having said that; enjoy the post! *Heq*

1. I find it difficult being a woman nowadays with all the pressure we get – it’s the family from one side and trying to please each and every single person by doing the right thing, acting good, getting married, growing up, being independent…etc…

2. It is the pressure of trying to prove yourself at your job, while surround by Arab male chauvinist. It is difficult as a female to try to keep yourself together and strong while deep down inside you are still a “woman”, this tender sweet creature of God – who’s supposed to be the man’s pillar not keep a guy on a leash!

3. We seek rights in life but when we do, we just sit down talking, more talking and gossiping about who did what with who and eventually, nothing is done, men never take us seriously – well, except Margaret Thatcher of course! O Hayfa Wahbi too!

4. I hate the fact that as women we get jealous from each other, no matter what we have as individuals these insecurities that drive us carzy.

5. We all want babies! No woman hates babies no matter how evil she is! We see a cute baby we go like: “ohhhh” and this results in running after guys and trapping them for marriage before the biological clock ticks its last seconds away. My solution, artificial insemination! Walla… if there’s no man involved and a woman has a baby, does that make her a slut!?

6. Women never seem to have enough of anything- in fact, the more we get the more we crave.

7. We can’t do good calculations and suck at financial issues!

8. We fear people’s opinion even if it doesn’t really exist, like smoking; Smoke in public o don’t go behind the 7oosh for a fag….

9. Why do we whine & complain a lot?!

10. We act like men but when we get one tiny negative comment we shed tears like a baby in a tantrum..

11. We wanna have high positions in life but when we get cramps, we automatically assume that it is ok to leave everything hanging till it’s over.

12. I hate the fact that we imitate men, as if they are doing good a9lan!

I dunoo… it just doesn’t feel right to be a woman right now; I think it’s my condition speaking!

If I had a bike....

2007-07-29T10:45:00.000-07:00

This would be my helmet...The upper one with the cute star, mako fayda "a girl's a girl" !

The perfect moon

2007-07-29T10:20:00.000-07:00

as we were driving through the city after hours i had an inkling to look up, and when i did i saw this perfect beautiful circular moon staring back at me.. i was like " wow sis look at the moon its perfect". she asked me wether it's happy or sad ..i told her it's happy, she said " thats how you're feeling .. the moon always looks the same. the expression u see on it depends on how you're feeling..if you're happy its smiling .. if your sad its frowning ..in other words it portrays your obvious emotions ..in your mind at least :p its a pretty c0ol .. thing ..dont you think?!

Non smokers

2007-07-28T19:51:00.000-07:00

Nicotine gum for non smokers.

Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz................

Mirijaaaaaaaaaaan- 3ashat Bollywood!

2007-07-28T14:50:00.000-07:00

Tarsheed... maybe you should stop wasting money on advertisement!

2007-07-28T14:04:00.000-07:00

Anyone else is getting pissed everyday more by this issue!? It is becoming ridiculous as I hear it on the radio, see moppeis and banners in the streets, newspapers, flyers on cars and houses!!!! It’s practically begging! How the hell are we supposed to shut off major appliances between 1 to 5!? Can we really live without AC, or leave the stuff to rot in the fridge?! Come onnnnnnnn, that ain’t gonna fix it! They take money from us for kahraba and then tell us to cut down use! Yalla 3aaad!

In Kuwait, one of the richest countries in the world, wheree we are supposed to have the money to deploy most advanced resources to have and conserve electricity, it’s a shame I think. Makes you wonder where the money goes!? *hides from “Q80 FBI”!

With this sun, we can substitute electricity using solar energy, if you were the minister, what would you do? What kind of bill would you issue to solve this isuue?

Hashiiii......

2007-07-28T10:08:00.000-07:00

I simply love Hashi!

I LOVE CHICKEN

2007-07-28T03:25:00.000-07:00

I Love chicken, I love Chicken. I Love chicken
I love chicken , I love chicken . I love chicken, I love chicken
I love Chicken, I love Chicken, I love Chicken
I love Chicken , I love chicken, I love chicken
I love Chicken, I love chicken , I love chicken,
I LOvE CHICKEN! *drools*

Diseas

2007-07-27T11:54:00.000-07:00

Hazards Symptoms

= U crave and eat disgusting unhealthy food
= U become a niSra
= U SCREAM.
=U Cry all the time
= U Drink and never get satisfied
= when some one says Hello you say FUCK you!
=U eat more
=U become delusional
=Every few seconds you Freeze.
= U sleep next to the toilet
=U wears a triple layer of underwear
= U misspell
= Certain parts of the body will grow.. TRUST ME
=U find it difficult to walk in public places
= U suddenly love red. the color
= U suddenly becomes helium like.
=U kick everything you see in your way including ur mother

This is absurd!

Now who can guess the illness?!

Heeeeeeeeeeeey Yo.....

2007-07-26T10:47:00.000-07:00

What if?!

2007-07-25T14:23:00.000-07:00

You had the magic cape, what would the first thing you'd do??

pS: LINDSAY HAS TO GO TO JAIL!

Attention !

2007-07-25T14:05:00.000-07:00

If you look like the hunk (Daughtry)

up in the picture; Pls step up! We have a bride for you!!!

On another note, I would like to bring to the attention of all females out there to the fact that we women are much stronger and smarter than men; Men, who needs those creatures!!!? I would rather have my car in my arms walla the laptop instead of hanging around such a diviant & cunning "thing" = DIE "IT"! o malat 3aleikom!

Continuation

2007-07-25T10:00:00.000-07:00

Bloggers weekend -

25 Spikey is somewhere hunting princess to convince her to love him.

26 Farrago is taking his cat to the ahmadi vet

27 Vvavya is out with her hubbi OT

28 Extinct dodo is creating a new blog to maintain a new anonymous identity

29 Area 77 is thinking of another post about DEAR Lebanon

30 M code She's probably hooking up with marzouq to watch more Aime

31 Red He's probably still counting all wasted minutes of his life

32 Adora shes probably doing some more fake IDs for her friends or reading some positions literature

33 miss lola probably feeling guilty about the day's spendings

34 QayS Still searching for the perfect business

35 Hitman is gonna wash his car

36. Tata's sketching new T-shirts

37. D & G just got arrested

Bas 3aaad!

Bloggers...

2007-07-25T07:52:00.000-07:00

How will you spend your weekend?!

I was wondering during one of "sober moments of contemplation" of other bloggers, ones who have lives - unlike me- & because I liked K's post on "Types of Bloggers" I said hek, I might as well set my imagination free o try to imagine how some of these anon. people might possibly spend their weekend:

1. Whiskey would be sitting with the laptop changing headers fot this blog

2. Rum would be out with her friend and Poutchie or Sultan Center or hit the gym

3. Vodka would sit all weekend, ranting about the posts on this blog - also with the laptop stuck to her fingers

4. Pearls would be around the house with her husband and her cute baby - masha2 allah-

5. Marzouq would probably be out on his bike or at home watching anime

6. 3baid would be updating the paperdump blog

7. Zahra would hit the avenues or online designers'sites to update us with the latest in fashion

8. Exzombie would be dissing someone new - probably whiskey-!

9. Chikapappi would sit at home with her cats or be with her grandmother - hope she recovers soon-.

10. Mark would be checking out new stuff from all around the blogging sphere or hang around some place to post about

11. Ananyah would spend time with her mom

12. Reema would be reading a new book

13. Frankom would take his wife out for dinner or a movie

14. Princess would be having coffee & a cig

15. Blue Dress with be out with Chikapappi - if they can meet- or posting you tube videos

16. Fayoora, another blogger that rants alot or go buy vitamines

17. Eshda3wa would be planning her "great escpe" from home

18. Mcaholic would do another flash file

19. Purgie would be checking out chubby girls somewhere

20. Nomad would sit down thinking of his life & personality

21. I would sit at a crowded place checking people out to rant about something new

22. Blue Ice Envy would be posting on her Bi-adventures and posting nude pics

23. Jacqui would be on her couch

24. Maze would be you tubing or checking out blue ice envy's site every second for updates

I dunnoo... ran out of names.. these are the ones I could think of! If you have blogger friends, what would they be doing this weekend?

OFFF!!! PURGIE, YOUR KINDA BABY!

2007-07-25T04:42:00.000-07:00

You like chubby... here you go:

Name: Baby "Fatso"

Age: 11 months

Weight: 52 Kilos!!!!!!!!!!!

M5alle9 mwared el Hind kelha!

Ana Vodka Man Antum?

2007-07-25T01:27:00.000-07:00

Lets Scream From the Top Of Our Lungs
WEE LOOVE ZAHHHRRAAA [not]

Don't worry zahra www.kuwaitstyle.com, I don't mean you, your nice and sweet. i mean someone else, A big big biiig Woman, Did i say woman? well im not sure. everyday she has a hormone fight.
Menopausing maybe but in a Man's way HAHAHA

Anyone got a dog i can walk?
I want a dog that's Scary. A dog that can bite people's asses off
Yekh, That's nasty. well if anyone got a Crocodile that IS even better :D

What color is your left eye?

5otho el7ekma men afwah elmayaneen!

2007-07-25T00:07:00.000-07:00

I highly recommend the following exercise in the morning to go on peacefully with your day & have a happy life:

1. When you wake up, start your morning with a cigarette

2. Exercise your muscles by kicking your pets – if you have any – if not, go beat the living crap out of your maid

3. Mix some alcohol with your coffee – be careful while driving though!

4. As you step in office, get a pencil or pen and stick it in your ears, which will cause temporary deaf hence not hearing all the crap that goes around you

5. Raise your fingers and poke both eyes to black out your vision n' avoid eye contact and sight of assholes

6. Get the small Indian green chili – hand full of them o force your self to eat that which guarantees that you won't speak for the rest of the day & avoid saying the obscene!

7. ALWAYS HAVE A WEAPON!

If non of the above work, get a rope, tie a knot to the fan. Get a chair and place it under the fan… you know the rest!

OR...

You can wait and be patient till you get in front of your computer and blog the hell out of it!

le7goooo 3laaaaaaaaaaaai!

2007-07-24T13:25:00.000-07:00

Ommy t7en taby etzawwejny.. elmojtama3 el sakka elle7na feih forces people (paretnts mostly) to get rid of their daughters.....

SHASAWEEEE!?!

ALERT

2007-07-24T10:29:00.000-07:00

Victim # 1

Name: 3abdulaziz Al 3atiji

accusation: Over use of obscene language

Verdict: public announcement of the real identity

WHAT SAY YOU?!

Rum's 1st post ..baaaarrrfff

2007-07-24T09:52:00.000-07:00

ba`7aly fa`6y 3indikom afkar 7ilwa tatrisa be my guest

Malat 3alay!

2007-07-24T05:07:00.000-07:00

Pls help... I don't wanna turn into a sports freak bas I wanna lose weight ASAP & have the ideal body shape.

"3eeny betref!"

2007-07-24T00:02:00.001-07:00

Kheirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

Inspired by Chikapappi!

2007-07-23T11:25:00.000-07:00

She's sounds sweet bas shwaya ma2saweeya! :P Don't be offended, I like girls with death wishes...

Her last phrase in her last post was saying that she wants to freeze her family members to keep them forever <----- They'd be popcycles woman! Elmohem, here comes the big question; In the near far future; If there technology advanced to enbale you to freeze certain parts of your body to melt & attach on someones body and still have your emotions or memories - not like body transplants, there was this movies that promised people to keep their parts and relive through someone's body bas mothakra shesma- which body part do you really want to keep safe and frozen?!

Mo 9a7ya ana sa7! La sej wallaaaaaa

That's My Range ;-)

2007-07-23T08:02:00.001-07:00

Three guys dasheen il musawer. Vodka was already dakhil il musawer.
One guy says "Abee a9awer 7ag JawaZ"
The woman tells him to wait so he waits, As soon as my pictures finished i paid and left
As soon as I left. He got out with me, He stood next to his car "new range rover", touched it, then made himself busy as if he was cleaning the light.

You see .. I know I'm Gorgeous and everything but I DO NOT Give a Rat ass to what you FU*King Drive yeah?
Seriously what was he thinking the minute he walked out after me?

"If she saw my new car then she might be interested in me"?
"aah if my looks weren't attractive maybe my car is"?

Let's say bacher you hit ur car oo its not there anymore..
What will you hold on to? your Armani Jeans? Ekh!

Agooool!

2007-07-23T03:15:00.001-07:00

AGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!

RAY7EN ELDAWAM MO NIGHT CLUB!!

Madri elbanat estakhaffow o eg3edaw! Leishhhh!

We don't want to see the white thong

that you have under them tight jeans 3ala elbody elly ebyenbaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa6666!

Is that appealing walla revolting, what do you think! You

already know my thoughts on this!

Ranting shift to opposite sex

2007-07-22T15:23:00.000-07:00

So ma girl Whiskey was ranting about not finding decent "real" men in Kuwait & I thought - as a female we should take some heat too, we ain't angels baby!

ARE THERE REAL WOMEN IN KUWAIT?!

Wal jawab al sa7ee7 howa: " Not much anymore" answer my below questions:"

1. How many girls do you see in the streets waering colored contacts?! MASKHARA! Mashallah! They're all natural blue eyed girls!

2. How many girls out there are blonde?! That's why so many of them turned fuckin dumb i guess!

3. Clothes people, are they shrinking walla am the only fat bimbo left in this country!

4. Wigs and hair extensions, hell, I even rushed to buy one o never used it.

5. El 7awajeb al6a2era! Leish mama shaveém off o ba3den draw fake ones! DUHHHHHHH!!!!

6. EL dala3 el masekh, thanks to Mrs. 7aleeema Bollaaand = that pronounced with her tone and way of speaking!

7. Mashallaaaah! All girls are so fit and their asses so tight! Ding ding = under garments to hold, nip & tuck flause!

8. MAkeup men 7 elseb7 as if going to a wedding! I have a co-worker that i dare not kiss so she won't smudge my face with her foundation!

9. Fashion freaks = yes yes, they gotta have their gucci knock off bag to walk around with as if people can't tell!

10. Fake tans

11. Fake crystal white teeth & perfect smiles

12. Fake dimples from Iran for 100KD

13. Eat like sophisticated ladies outside but at their own places they eat & burp like cows!

14. The car says it all! which reminds me, Guys, what's up with you & fuck ugly girls with hot cars!? Is that what attracts you!? So i look like some dog's behind yet drive a porsche, does that make me hot to you!?

15. Fake nails

16. Fake Double D's, also men Iran

17. The freakin bling they have on their cars! That shit people real BULL SHIT!

18. Fake eyelashes

19. Fake molls on the faces = k7l mostly

20. Nose jobs

Need I say more... guys, you really really gotta check your girls out from now on!! The reason why there are no real men out there is because women act like sluts and they (guys) think we are cheap - like the items we turned into.

MEENN YEZEED!? Sold for the bald man in the back for rob3 dinar! Sheel baba o tethanna enshallah!

Ok, Guys...

2007-07-22T15:15:00.000-07:00

Chubby girls walla sticks with heads?! O leish! theba7tona! You have a curvy woman, you stare at skinng girls! So what's the deal, can't make up your minds!!!!

Girls!

2007-07-22T03:25:00.001-07:00

Bald or hairy! -Which's your option o leish!

?!?!?!?!

2007-07-20T23:56:00.000-07:00

L : Oh my GOD did you tell madre mino madre shino?
D : No ? its okay dont worry ill talk to him on facebook

PAUSE

Facebook?

Khalasna min Phone,Msging or even MSN,,, sar Facebook 6areeqat etesal?
What's gonna be in 3 months?
We'll connect through our dreams??

Men

2007-07-20T08:56:00.000-07:00

Question:

Are there any real men in Kuwait?!

I'm asking this because I'm noticing around me and all over that men are losing the essence of manhood women these days are alot stronger and more of a man than the guy next to her can ever be! WHY? do we need to hold you by the hand and show you how to be a man!

Lets talk about exterior:
1. They are soft!
2. They talk in a funny tone.
3. They have feminine hair.
4.They care for fashion too much
5. They stare at the mirror for rather too long.

Lets talk interior:
1. They Cant seem to put their foot down , and if they do its jiggling! trembling! (lots of people "women " defend them by saying 7araam too many choices out there they dont know what to do
Too many temptations! " i say WHATEVER"

2. A real man will make a decision and stick to it
3. A real man would trust with a little jealousy ( NOT OBSESSED )
4. A real man will hold against all temptations
5. A real man will look only on the direction he chose
6. A real man will not justify every mistake he's done by saying I'm a man i have to do this.
And if he has A real MAN would admit to his mistake and try to improve it.
7. A real man will Risk, will take a chance.
8. A real man would be protective. LA2 jealousy is not protective.
9. A real man will not force his beleifs and charcters upon a woman.
As if ..its some sort of journey you have to cross to be a man ...again " FUCK YOU"

Only a real man can hold against all that.
Any out there ?!

If you think your outer look will make you a man well good for you then i hope you find the right for you.

but instead of hitting the gym and working on your outer manhooditiy Extreme muscles how about you build some emotional / physiological and mental Muscles....

If you are a man I BEG YOU TO GROW UP! actually every women Begs everyman to grow up. and if you cant you might as well be gay. since after reading such things you might say hell with women. but they all need each other. and if you choose to be gay... then good for you!
cause you would be girlyer than a woman
hey and that's an achievement!

At the end its all overrated .
You all just need a good kick. not in the butt!

El "JENS"el la6eeeef!

2007-07-18T14:14:00.001-07:00

mashyeem fe aman allah, walla ashoof w7da; 3adi sa7!? Ok... I take another look cuz ther was somethin' stinkin'fishy bout the girl @@!! It's a guy add to that he had "female features"! Aiwa o hala walla !

Everyone turns around cuz s/he made a fuss with his/her friends (also nos nos) (which we were told they often visit this place) and the lady at the shop goes like: "Madam, dis not girl dis boy" i go like la wall ya sheikha! "Do you agree on this, we sked she replied this is his choice and God's will. "NO, God doesn't create what is not perfect and everything is created the way it is for a reson, mo ma3qoola enna allah messes up with someone's gender and I should go and kick him in his "beda3a" to wake him up from his pinky girly girl world. WAJA3!

Hello World!

2007-07-17T02:17:00.001-07:00

The "Asli majnoon" is here! Get ready

LOVE

2007-07-11T09:00:00.000-07:00

Love is..... BEAUTIFUL

Love is loyal

Love is a dog

Love is a ma9khara

Love is wa9ikh

Love is Solaiman

Love is Shit

Love is Not balanced

Love is Magic

Love is a miracle

Love is Trust

Love is blind

Love is a coincidence

Love is amazing

Love is Crazy

Love is Confusing

Love is lost

Love is Bitter

Love is Ma9la7a

Love is Pure

Love is pain

Love is sacrafise

Love is full of contradiction

Love is a Big Balwa Allah yableeeeKoM inshallaH ...GoLaw Ameen!

Oh and add your own love is ............

A

Pedicure Party

2007-02-01T17:42:00.000-08:00

Thursday Night.
Me and Rum Decided to have a little Pedicure work

But wait
It's Thursdaaaaaay

Thursdaaaaay .. Everybody knows Whats it like to live a Thursdaaay night in Kuwait Outside their homes
Its nearly Suicide
Even in Salons.

So The Brilliant Two Get Some pedicuring Items from the Nearest Place
Back Home ..

And WOW
A Pedicure Partaaay

Put On Some Music..
Fill The Tubs With Waaarm Water , Bubbely and Relaaxing to the Extreme that can make u lose ur mind, Just like the following

Vodka to Rum : Hey take this .. It gives you baby feet
Rum: Gives me what?
Vodka: Baby Feet?
Rum: BABY FEET? WHO WANTS BABY FEET? , HOW CAN I WALK WITH BABY FEET?
IM FINE WITH MY FEET SIZE!
Vodka: ....
Rum: ...
Vodka: HHHHHHHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU IDIOT!!! I mean Baby Skin
Rum: I know @@

B-B

2007-01-12T14:23:00.000-08:00

While we were having dinner At BURGER BOUTIQUE
Whiskey was so into her WELL WELL DONE MIDNIGHT SLIDERS...
You know when you eat like a fish !..
I mean ,, a Pig..

no im just kidding:P

anyway, after she was done with her food
she rested her back on the chair..
And what do u see?
The other girl from the table behind her did the same thing!
and because the place is too small
and the room is packed with tables and chairs , there wasn't enough space for AIR to be between Whiskey and the Other girl behind her

YES ,, They leaned on each other!!!!!!!!

AHAHAHAHAHA
ISN'T THAT JUST FUNNY

HOOOOOOOOLY COW

2006-12-18T03:45:00.000-08:00

they give MILK

and libaaaan kaaaay deee deeeee 5oooooooooosh liban

WUUUUUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP maaaa hOmiEeSsS

2006-12-18T03:41:00.000-08:00

look behind u we left somethin cooooowllllllllllll

bloggidy blog bloog bloooooog

a big fat ugly woman is a beautiful creature

Place title here

2006-11-15T08:10:00.002-08:00

" A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is still putting it's shoes on "

GoodMorning

2006-11-02T20:46:00.000-08:00

Kuwait Smells!!

WHO FARTED?

In-t-ro-du-c-ing

2006-10-31T18:59:00.000-08:00

First of all ..
-Vodka
-Rum
-Whiskey
Decided to open the bottle and Splaash.

Excuse any spelling mistakes ..
you see ..
A town .. i mean a country without drinks made half its population
Pshycologically Drunk

and here Pops Three of them.

Todoloo

Ba6eekh

2006-10-31T07:36:00.000-08:00

El9a3ayda Wasaloo!